Archive | November, 2010

10 reasons that prove my kids love me more

9 Nov

1. When they wake up in the morning, they run to their mother so that I can read my paper in peace

2. When we are leaving for office, they hold their mother’s legs and howl, while I get a kiss and a beaming bye

3. They want their mother to feed them, so that I can eat my food in peace

4. When they are happy they run to me so that I can play with them

5. When they cry they run to their mother so that I don’t see them unhappy

6. When their mother travels, they listen to all I say; watch TV, eat your pizza, gobble chocolates, drink your juice, throw things hard, shout harder, go play, so that I’m not harassed

7. When I travel they make their mother cry when she says; eat vegetables, finish your milk, eat fruits, come back home, switch off TV, finish homework, so that I know they are missing me

8. They want to do homework with their mother so that I can play with them

9. They want their mother to help them sleep, so that I can read my book or watch TV

10. When they wake up in night they pull their mother’s hair, so that I can sleep in peace

11. When they make something they show it to their mother, when they break something they show it to me

I must be the world’s greatest dad.

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